Top 10 Bucks Party Ideas

Well, well, well… another buddy bites the engagement dust and here you are scoping out cool Bucks Party ideas to throw the pinnacle of all Bachelor parties.

Strap yourself in mate. It’s time to simultaneously shift both your hedonism and decorum from first gear into fifth. You have a delicate balancing act of spoiling the Groom, roasting the Groom and pleasing all da boiz, whilst clawing it out the other end semi-unscathed.

This is a tradition you do not want to kook on. Seriously… bucks parties are a tradition rooted in ancient history. Dating back as far as 5th Century BC, Spartans were the OG lads to first honour a groom’s last night as an unmarried man. Although, we sense “good form” for bachelor parties back then were a little less wild and a little more (or a lot more) polite.

But as much as us 21st Century folk idolise a notorious party to rival The Hangover, in reality you only want to lose a few inhibitions, not the Groom.

Remember, this isn’t about being a bad (and misogynistic) 80s sex movie.

Yet we can’t all have Jon Olsson’s legendary father-in-law and mates as a logistical brain trust, the luck of being in the right place and right time with Bill Murray’s spontaneity, the #sponcon deals of Nick Jonas, nor the allowance of Prince Harry.

So listen up all you wannabe Tiger Woods, this is how you can come close to par.

Gliding through an unforgettable “last night of freedom” – minus the next day headaches, anxiety, regrets and/or felonies – has never been smoother.

Here are the top 10 best bucks party ideas for an unforgettable Bachelor party.

1. Whisky is a win

Sometimes the Groom-to-be would rather be sipping on a dram of rare whisky, than smashing down tequila shots. Lean into the refined route and round up each lad to bring along their finest bottle of choice. Stack up the options, and have a personal bartender serve up the tasteful mouthfuls and the tasteful chat.

2. Surprise boat party

They’ve been immortalized in film, music, books and popular culture.. just think of Lonely Island’s “I’m on a Boat”. Boats are clearly a classic party space and a clear winner for a cool bucks party idea. Nothing rocks the boat like your favourite mates soaking up the sun, whilst sipping on your favourite frothies, skimming across the water past land dwellers. Ya get wet, ya go wild, it’s simple math.

But these things are more fun when the Groom (or even some of the guests) don’t know the full schedule of play. So spice it up and ensure the Bucks crew don’t know at all until they rock up to the marina. Ideally you go large too… because when you combine surprise with boats you want a superyacht not a dingy.

Nicholas Frankl, three-time winter Olympian and owner of luxury events company My Yacht Group, has been hosting the most exclusive Grand Prix parties aboard superyachts for the last twelve years. His simple advice? “Make sure your Perrier-Jouët champagne is first class – cold and chilled – and that the caviar is ready upon arrival.”

3. Place your bets

Competition, friendly or not, is a no brainer. Take the rivalry to a VIP Poker room, a private basketball court, a world-renowned golf course, a shooting range, or an entire games arcade. Place your bets and let the games begin. Our only suggestion? Make sure you hire a cool scorekeeper to keep it fair.

4. Playtime

There’s truth in toys get the boys because we all love a kick of adrenaline.

Think a high speed race track with luxe cars, wave jumping on jet skis on the Gold Coast, motorcross bike riding in the outback, cruising a yacht in Sydney Harbour, surfing uncrowded waves down the coast or battling it out in a Melbourne virtual reality centre.

Keep tabs on who is winning what… then allocate the shots accordingly.

5. Fancy dress

This isn’t one just for the ladies… and interpret how you will: either dress up in costume or dress like your Bond.. yes James bloody Bond.

Prepare a dare, a costume or something to compliment the Groom’s birthday suit. Weave in a little (or a lot) of bearable humiliation for the Groom. Key word being bearable. … but then be sure to have an appropriate outfit change for the continuation of celebrations. You don’t want the night cut short because of an inadvertent nut slip.

Otherwise, stick to the tux and go luxe.

6. Fuel fun

The mode of transport is more key than DJ Khaled and relies on a correlation with the size of the Groom’s (no, not that)… entourage and, probably, ego.

Charter a private jet or a helicopter, try hiring the entire fleet of Porsche 911s on offer at Cliff To Coast or hire a hummer or a convoy of classic Pontiacs / Aston Martins / Mustangs and Chevrolets. Riding around together keeps the group morale flying high (sometimes literally if you’re in the private jet option).

7. Get outta town

… or go into town.

Secure a Bachelor pad for the night.. or weekend.. or week.

Does the Groom prefer penthouses, lake houses, beach houses, beach shacks, chateaus, chalets or a camping ground? Obviously international travel is looking limited for the moment, but can you travel interstate or downtown? Whatever you do, move the laddish antics away from your home, the Groom’s home, and any of the guests’ homes. Bucks night debauchery (even if that’s just a helluva lot of glass to clean up from whisky tasting) is not for your casa.

8. Bring luxury to the table

You want excellence in quality and service. It can manifest in the choice of poison, the transport, the venue, or the steak (eating is not cheating if you’re running a marathon). Come to think of it, food is really where it’s at. Find a Chef’s Table or book private catering in along with some black tie waitresses to dose up the opulence.

9. Ladies

Whether the Groom is a “gentleman” or an absolute “lad”, sometimes you just need to balance out the testosterone. We’re not even saying get a stripper… because if tv and movies have taught us anything… that often fails.

So how about a topless waitress, an elegant host, a group of atmosphere models or a bartender? You’ll get class and charisma. Just no touching please.

10. Sinful selfcare

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Selfcare seems to be the buzz word of 2020. And ya know what? We’re here for it. Sometimes the lads need some serious rnr. Go tee up some (above board) massages, pedicures, yoga, classical or acoustic musician to bring on the chill vibes before the hectic big day. Of course if we’re all about balance then you’ll need to balance all that out with a few delicate sins… like Cuban cigars or fine wine. Surely we have some yoga teacher talent in our mix… or even just a model who gives a great head massage whilst making a solid negroni. Have a look 😉

Now you wouldn’t think we’d just load you up on a bunch of unique bucks party ideas without a word of warning did you? So here comes our 2 cents of unsolicited advice… document the night if you wish, but some things are best left in memory… or as from Sid from The Hangover wisely advised: “Remember what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That sh*t’ll come back with you.”

We truly wish you good luck. Send it!

What do Promo Staff do and how can I hire them?

Sometimes you hear friends along the grapevine talking about how much fun they have doing promo work. Sometimes you hear from successful business peers about how much promo staff were great for their brand. And sometimes you have no idea what-the-f promo staff actually do. We’re guessing, you’re here because you’d like to be let into the promotional staff club. To be honest, us too… What do Promo staff actually do?

How do we do promo?

This?…

Seriously, anyone got any idea?

Pour yourself a vino and let’s work this one out together.

Jks, we got a clue cus we’re in this game… but pull up a chair and that vino none-the-less.

It’s not an age old question, but it sure gives “What would Jesus do” a run for its money.

Whether you’re considering being a promo model as an avenue (or basically street party) for making some extra cash… because let’s face it, who wouldn’t want to be paid for having a good time… or, if you want to elevate your business brand (or name, should you be an influencer) and hire promo staff, here’s what promo staff do and why they’re so valued.

Read on amigos.

In a nutshell, promo staff make other people feel good. You know, all the gooey happy feels. Not love, but just some super stoke happy vibes.

Promo staff read the crowd, then make it their mission to talk and elevate the mood of every possible person in the room… or on the street… or whatever space they’re allocated. They’re not afraid to talk to strangers and, in fact, could probably chat up a brick wall.

Promo staff jobs often include being required at events – hiring promo staff to promote a brand directly with guests is a great networking tool as it grows connections and helps people to recognise the brand name, the business logo and the person in front of the company. I mean, who wouldn’t remember a logo on some beautiful, beaming human oozing the happiest and charismatic personality?

Functions get busy, especially when you’re the host. So promo models at function help leave the stress behind for the host, so the host can enjoy their time as much as the promo staff. Good promo staff help a brand or host forget they’re worries.

They also hear what people think of the brand or business, tactfully.. then will give that feedback and any recommendations to the brand. They’re a conduit between the brand and people.

Essentially, they do whatever activities it takes to get a brand noticed.

Promo staff jobs may involve: talking to strangers on the streets, handing out gift bags, greeting guests front of house at an event, mingling, showing people how a product works, making products lewk good, lewking good whilst making food.

Promotional staff are a total mood. And they make people want a taste of that mood.

Finally… Promo staff also know how to do one very imperative thing.. party whilst keeping it together (often, even booze-free).

They engage with people to deliver a unique, emotional and memorable experience.

They ensure people leave with a smile.. and maybe a cheers.

In the words of Will Ferrell from Blades of Glory… or Jay Z and Kanye’s “Ni**as in Paris” (whichever way you wanna look at it)… they get the people going.

Wanna do that… or get people that do that? We know a place…

Ideas for Your Next Private Party

You know who we lowkey admire? The Royals. Hear us out on this…

Because surely they know how to party behind closed doors. They’re forever composed in public.. But do you know what else they are? Smug on a Sunday at Church. Because no doubt they’ve had a debaucherous Saturday night in the privacy of their own homes.

Afterall, what can be more satisfyingly smug and a subtle flex than coming up with, and flawlessly executing, unique private party ideas that leave your closest friends munching on some memberberries for months, if not years after they are done? The private parties that go down in history, but are kept on a “if you know you know” basis. You know the ones that – if there is photographic evidence – Facebook / Instagram memories remind you of down the track. Or even the ones that get triggered in the “remember that time” style of conversations? Like that time this author held a 200 person 90s party and the next day noticed that the doors were missing #truestory. Who needs doors anyway right?

Well actually, it’s probably to keep gatecrashers and the rona outside of your home.

Unless you’ve been in the Big Brother house, we’re clearly very aware that iso has changed the partying game (#stayhome), so you will need to get creative with your next private party.

Pysch!… we’ve done all the creative thinking for you, obviously.

Buckle in and get your private party planning ready, because:
a) you have the time, and,
b) we have the juice on ideas for your next private party.

We won’t be isolated forever, so when things return to (somewhat) normal and we can high-five (or kiss) whomever we please, we are going to need to celebrate the fact that we can, well, celebrate.

Read on for our private party ideas on how you can party remotely (but still exclusively with your clique) in the best interests of everyone right now, and how to start planning for when this whole rona mess is over and done with (currently cueing that 200person 90s reunion party and unhinging my doors in preparation).

Netflix Party

Fear not, you can still throw a modern movie marathon for your film fanatic mates, thanks to the Chrome plugin ‘Netflix Party, ‘ which is completely free! You’ll get a party URL and group chat feature which allows for screenshots, emojis, and GIFs so you can still enjoy some running commentary with your very best crew.

Hopefully you tackled cuffing season early, and cuffed yourself to a bae before iso came into effect, so you can Netflix Party… drop out of the URL and chill… then opt back into the Netflix Party… then chill. See what we’re getting at here? Load up on the popcorn, curate an iconic selection of movies and be safe.

Virtual DJ Set

If movies are too wholesome, then take a cue from Flex Mami and throw a YUGE iso house party. JQBX is a free app that links to your Spotify so you can throw a club-esque rave, where you can mix in your own beats or simply share the bangers with your friends. The question is: is it a banger? Well, my friends, songs can be cheered or booed, and there is a chatroom, so the hit or sh*t debates can still rage with your virtual iso crew.

Ladies Night In

Ladies… what’s more liberating than burning the sweatpants we’ve been living in? To be honest, this could go in one of two directions: you can go all out and dress up in black tie (if you don’t know exactly what that means, we have you covered), or strip right down to the basics… like your Bonds basics.

Make it virtual right now… tune your favourite girls into Zoom, let your hair down and your living room turned into a d floor. It’s a mature party option for the gals only, so anyone with a male partner / rona bae needs to send them off to the bed early. But if you take this IRL, when iso is over, be sure to bring in a few lads in their Bonds basics to bartend. Wink wink and cin cin ladies.

Yacht Raft Up

Kids, it’s time to raft up or go home. Let’s be honest here, when you can finally get back on a boat, there’s no way you’re going home after what feels like a lifetime in iso. So I guess rafting up is the only option here.

Shoot a message to your closest mates to organise their own yacht with a fun crew. Set a date. Set a location. Set yourself up for a ripper of a yacht raft up party.

Then on set date, have each of your mates set sail to the destination on their respective boats, and raft up for an exclusive yacht party. No outside boaties welcome.

Private Boat Party

If a raft up is a little too dicey to organise – we get it, people flake – then keep it to your tightest pals and hire a private boat / yacht / superyacht. Bring a few DJ, models, topless bartenders, on board and cruise through the day (or night) with a trusted crew to get down and sea legs wobbly with. Make it a Wolf of Wall street or Kardashians-in-Capri-on-their-superyacht vibe.

Bring someone new party

We’ve all been a little couped up and socially distanced, so what better way to celebrate the end of that than by meeting some new people? The ‘bring someone new party’ is a great way to gather your core group of friends and task them all with bringing a plus one (that no-one knows) along to the private party. Usually, we’d say you can organise some icebreaker games to acclimatise the newbies into the group, but if you get on board the Partistaff bandwagon, we have some legit party animals who don’t need no babysitting.

Go forth and watch your friendship circle double in one epic night.!

Singles Only… +1

Now as much as we’re all for our friends and a big friendship circle, sometimes those long-term couples kinda put on a drain on the night. You just wanna be single and mingle, not talk about renovations and what breeder they’ve been looking into when they’re about to get a dog. So this is a mature party for the singles only. Round up all your single comrades, get them to bring a single +1 (or, cough cough, a Partistaff +1), then Bob’s your uncle… who won’t be there because Bob is married and there are no couples permitted.

Just be prepared for the raging hangover after this one.

You really don’t have to hit the town to have rager of a night. Hosting your own private party is the new Ibiza people! If we have learned one thing recently, it’s not to take the pleasure of our friend’s company for granted, so as long as you have an exclusive but solid gang, the setting for a good time (or a cleared living room for a d floor) and, let’s be real, some booze, you are in for a wild night.

Top 10 Best Cocktail Party Themes

You can’t deny the inherent excitement for a cocktail party. It’s a universal love. An occasion for reuniting mates, laughter, letting your hair down, hedonism, woo-ing, and general beers and skittles. But what’s better than a cocktail party?

A cocktail party with a unique theme. Duh.

Uniquely themed cocktail parties are the lifeblood of a good time. It’s impossible to not have fun when you and 50+ other people are in a rude kit, surrounded by props that transport you to a different era, country, or galaxy. Heaven exists and we’re here for it.

If you’re throwing a do and struggling with a unique cocktail party theme… come on, you know we’re good for it. Lo and behold, the best cocktail party themes to whack on your invitation and your back….

1. Life in colour

Sometimes you need to keep it simple. Pick a colour any colour. Seriously, you can be as basic b*tch or Pantone specific as you wish. Need to be on brand with your sophisticated self? Opt for a chic colour theme like strictly all-white… how original! But in all honesty, you can’t go wrong with the Instagram photos when everyone’s decked in tout blanc. Or, if you’re more inclined to be vibrant, you can mix it up to be something bold yet still has the consistency. Wondering what the hell we mean by ‘bold’? Think a traffic light party (take one for the team and choose this theme to support all your single mates) or rainbow pride (hello #MardiGras).

2. Memes and Virality

Let’s bring things into real life. Let’s bring it to the inter web phenomenon that informs too many life decisions we care to truly admit. This unique party theme will really get the creativity brain juices flowing and guarantees some LOLs across the board. Roll the dice and see what comes to fruition… but prepare to be reminded why we can’t have nice things. Ok Boomers, Billie Eilish at the 2020 Oscars, World Record Egg, Celebrities as inanimate objects, Egg boi, an Instagram Story Filter. The only bad part of this cocktail party theme, is the indecisiveness everyone will suffer from on deciding their ultimate meme costume.

3. Bad Taste Trends

Fun and foul. Let your friends take the piss out of themselves.. and more likely their yesteryears. A little self deprecation never goes astray right? You’re not saving lives here… and you’re not even saving dignity. Poke a bit of light-hearted fun and find you and your guests in an ugly Christmas sweater, a Juicy velour track suit, Ed Hardy t-shirts (even Kim Kardashian went there) or yellow Livestrong bracelets. Who were even responsible for these? In all likelihood, us Millennials out there will no doubt make them trendy again. But we digress… if you turn the bad taste volume right up it doesn’t correlate to leaving a bad taste in your mouth the next day.

4. Awards Season

Let’s take things up a notch now. Or about 50 notches. Whilst there can still be bad taste during Awards Season events, celebrities always deliver on the high-end outfit creativity. You could almost come full circle back to the memes here. Timothee Chalamet as a Prada Valet Parking attendant anyone? Either way… roll out the red carpet for your guests (seriously, hire a red carpet and some party-worthy bouncers and hostesses to welcome your friends) and channel the Awards Ceremony vibes, or go for a Grammys Afterparty situation. Us mortals need to indulge in celebrity-like hedonistic behaviour sometimes right?

5. Through the Decades

Take your pick from one of the many different decades. Skip over the 30s and 40s though… they were a bit dull (sorry Grandma and Grandpa, it true). The key decades for dressing pleasure were 20s (hello flappers), 50s, 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s and, of course, naughties. The real delight in decades parties, is they span fashion trends, toys and games, tv and film, travel destinations and popular culture. On that note, depending on the nature of your cocktail party, you may want to get super detailed on the decade theme. Cuba in the 1950s, Disco nights in the 70s, 90s TV characters, fashion runways of the naughties.

6. Thrift Shop

This is one cocktail party theme that also nods to the past, but delivers a mish-mash of possibilities. Macklemore said it best, “One man’s trash, that’s another man’s come up”. He ain’t wrong. Retro boiler suits, Hawaiian party shirts, double denim delights, 80s ball dresses or a cheap tuxedo. If you’ve never stepped inside a Vinnies, we pity you. Op shops are a costume gold mine! As a host, you also have the great pleasure of finding ridiculous or vintage props. Give new life to some taxidermy, a retro plastic chair, crystal glasses or that garden gnome you never knew you needed. It’s one cocktail party theme to keep the prop budget down for all, but rep some fun cocktail party swag. It’s also one to make you feel all the good feels: you let your guests have a bit of fun finding their get up pre-party, you do your bit for the planet by repurposing the old, and you ultimately help support a good cause. Be resourceful and own it baby!

We’ll just leave some key Thrift Shop lyrics here:

I’ll wear your granddad’s clothes
I look incredible
I’m in this big ass coat
From that thrift shop down the road

7. Studio 54

Whilst also a nod to the past, this salacious cocktail party theme deserves its own throne. A place that was full of seductive allure and secrets as much as it was of celebrities, Studio 54 has to be the most notorious nightlife venue of a lifetime… and hence one of the best inspirations for a cocktail party theme. The set up calls for a disco wonderland with hidden rooms (and love affairs) and an anything goes attitude. Think Bianca Jagger on a horse for her birthday, the Mafia (enough said), Grace Jones, Drag Queens Angel Jack and Hibiscus (YAS KWEEN), Cher or a disco dancer.

8. Sporting Heroes and Codes

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Where to even start here? Past or current? Tennis or baseball? Underdogs or champions? Steven Bradbury or Cathy Freeman? Or maybe most notably (and sadly) right now… Kobe Bryant. Honestly, we’re inclined to say scrap the whole sporting hero idea and just roll with an all out Kobe tribute. Slip into the Lakers uniform, turn your backyard into a basketball court, and make it happen. For the non-NBA die-hards, then ya have options. Wimbledon Finals anyone? Serve up some strong hits with Wimbledon Collins cocktails, Racquets and balls for props, and Tennis whites dress code.

9. Fantasy

Alice isn’t the only one that can slip down a rabbit hole into wonderland. The only limit here is your imagination. Incorporate the natural elements, jungles, far-reaching utopias, animals and mythical creatures, or opt for intergalactic, futuristic vibes. Still lacking ideas? Pull out your favourite fantasy and sci-fi films for some inspiration then make your own Narnia, Pandora, Hogwarts or Galaxy to let loose in. We say go big, or don’t bother.

10. Netflix, Stan or a Hulu Series

Indulge in a binge-worthy series and make it your real life: Euphoria (wooahh hectic), Animal Kingdom (gah even more hectic), Outlander, Cheer, Brooklyn 99, Stranger Things. There’s limitless possibilities across costumes, drink options and venue props. You could even play your chosen series on a projector. Our only advice would be to hold regular cocktail parties (monthly please?) to keep up with the endless cocktail party themes derived from streaming services.

The Best Party Snacks and Appetiser Ideas

[ Disclaimer: If you came here thinking this is a blog post full of snacks to perve on, you’re on the wrong page… you need to be looking here. For the rest of you genuinely needing the lowdown on party snack ideas, carry on. ]

We’re the type of people who have eagle eyesight when it comes to food. You know the type… no sooner have their ears pricked up at the slightest mouth crunching, whose noses twitched at the faintest waft of basil, than their eyes have darted to a plate of bruschetta.

Come to think of it… you’re probably one too. We’ve even developed a quiz for you to figure out if you’re the type:

You’re at a party and you spot a party host wandering the crowds with one arm cocked up and intermittently stopping at each archipelago of cliques amongst the sea of party people, with a smile drawn across their face. A smile that could be quasi-fake (as they’re hiding the weight of what they carry) but they’re that experienced it looks oh so convincingly genuine. The party host utters a few words to the posse they’ve stopped at, who receive those beaming words with pure joy, glance down and their eyes light up. You know it in your bones, without even really seeing what the host is carrying, that they’re offering those people a delicious party appetiser.

Then next minute, you either:

Make a beeline for the host; or,
Wave the host down like an absolute maniac whose life depends on it.

Did you answer 1? If yes, you’re the type.

Did you answer 2? If yes, you’re the type.

Didn’t answer? Don’t kid yourself, you’re the type.

It’s no doubt you’re the type, because it happens to everyone at every party. Because eating is not cheating. Because we’re secretly ravenous when we arrive at a good party. Because a party without food is a recipe for hell.

But what’s worse than a party without cold, hot, finger food or plate food, and without McDonald’s in UberEats delivering distance? A party with food that’s not even worth the calories. A party where you finally get to see what the party hor d’oeuvres being carried around are and they turn out to be slices of cabana sitting atop Tasty cheese on Jatz crackers. Whilst these can be a guilty pleasure for some (FYI, not guilty over here), it’s a truly underwhelming choice of appetiser for the majority of guests at an event.

If you’re hosting an event, it all comes down to treating people the way you like to be treated… with mouth-watering party snacks.

So let’s elevate the party snack game people! Let’s deliver the best party appetisers around that you almost need additional waiters or party hosts as crowd management. Because when those hawk-eyes and aroma-sensitive noses detect food, it’s game on.

Here are the top snacks for parties to match your best cocktails and bring your guests to the party snack intersection of Appetising Avenue and Binge-worthy Crescent.

Sausage Rolls

They need no introduction. Just make sure you forget the servo sausage rolls. We’re talking gourmet territory sausos.

Spring rolls

Keeping on a roll with the rolls, are you even at a party if there aren’t spring rolls being served? We think not. Definitely the most iconic Chinese appetiser in the 21st Century, make sure they’re extra crunchy.

Peking Duck Pancakes

Bless those Chinese! The richer cousin of Spring Rolls, Peking Duck Pancakes are just that little more delectable (although a little less universally loved due to vegetarians or vegans). Nonetheless this Chinese classic goes down faster than a ducks feet paddling to stay afloat.

Cheeseboard

Cheeseboards never go astray as the ultimate cold appetiser ideas for party… and they’re highly “Instagrammable”, if that’s your thing (which, let’s be honest, it is). Whack out a few wheels of cheese on a cheeseboard, littered with muscatels or grapes, berries, quince paste, pates, nuts, prosciutto and the MVPs of crackers, and you’re set to win over anyone. Just keep the vegan cheese in mind too. They say less is more, but in the case of a smorgasboard of cheeses, more is more. There’s an art to the cheese board, and it’s an over-consumption style of art.

Struggling to choose cheese?

The French know how to make a delicious fromage and the D’Affinois is the creme de la creme… literally it’s where the gooey, indulgence is at. There’s no going back.

Jarlsburg is a smooth sailing cheese across the board for all guests. Mild in taste and safe for anyone that may be secretly cooking a bun in the oven.

Castello Blue (even available from Aldi… of all places) is like crack. It’s also an easy blue for anyone to get addicted to. Careful, or you’ll devour it by yourself.

Bega does a Heritage Reserve Vintage Cheddar which will bring sharp flavours with a crumbly texture – the perfect match.

A baked Camembert.

Otherwise, just bring in the professionals to make one up for you. If you do the cheeseboard well, be prepared to find half the party hovering around the table it’s spread across.

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Truffle Ricotta

Perfect for sharing, and tres fancy thanks to the truffle, Truffle Ricotta is a party in itself. So it deserves it’s own throne.. not on the Cheeseboard.

Arancini Balls

The only issue with Arancini Balls is deciding whether to take them whole… or in halves.

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Taramasalata with Olive Bread

You’ll want as much of a mouthful as it is to say “taramasalata”.

Just be prepared to for the double dippers getting involved in the this heaven-for-tastebuds mix.

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Cob loaf

Speaking of being prone to double dipping…

Whilst there have been many takes on the cob loaf, the classic spinach cob loaf is where it’s at when it comes to the top party snack ideas. This shit is so scrumptious it can cause fights (true story for this blog writer who has seen an intense verbal showdown erupt when the cob loaf wasn’t shared). So take it from us, it’s better for everyone if there’s at least two.

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Lemon & Garlic Sicilian Olives

If we had a Sicilian Nonna, we’d be asking her to marinate this style of olives every damn day. The perfect accompaniment to wine whilst helping you ease up on the indulgence train (we once heard they apparently fill you up and prevent hangry bingeing?). They’re legitimately healthy so will counterbalance any of the other party appetisers. You don’t even need to cook these babies… just go to your local deli and “molto bene”!

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Zucchini Fritters

Inoffensive to all and with the right amount of moreish crunch. Zucchini fritters are friendly to vegos, equally loved by meat eaters, and easy to pop into mouths mess-free.

We also recommend over-catering with your snacks for parties. Firstly, because running out of party snacks is embarrassingly irritating (for everyone’s hangry stomachs). Secondly, because you’ll reap the hangover snack rewards the following day.

Party snack away friends!

Top 10 Easy Cocktail Recipes for Parties

Tis’ the season so we’re not here to discuss pure blondes or assess deep crimson reds with purple highlights… unless it’s one of our edgy Party Hosts. Leave the beer at Dan Murphy’s and the wine at your boutique cellar. It’s cocktail hour every day during holidays and we’re ready to quote Taylor Swift’s “shake it off” out of context (don’t hate on our Tay Swizzle reference… “haters gonna hate”).

It just wouldn’t be summer without featuring a series of the best thirst-quenching, damn flavoursome, ice-y cocktails on your bar drinks list.

The reality is, cocktails are 10 times more enjoyable; taste-wise, losing your inhibitions-wise and thirst-wise.

Example A:

Fill a pitcher and share it around because:

being 10 beers deep gets boring… people want a tasty flavour party in their mouths… cocktails are a flavour party that everyone is invited to!
everyone loses their inhibitions at the same rate therefore on the same wavelength (therefore easier to manage when their hitting a decline); and,
when your thirst is real and you’re playing the field (and hoping you may be able to turn the flavour party into a tongue party with your crush of the night), it doesn’t take much to impress with a delicious cocktail and remember the said crush’s order when everyone is drinking the same damn cocktails. Genius, non?

And we’re not talking about the jungle juice you used to make when you were 18. C’mon, step up your game. You’re here to impress, and jungle juice never ends well… or it ends with someone being a liability in the gutter.

The only issue with impressing guests? Time.

The more time focused on cocktail-making, the more people you have queuing up at the bar waiting for one of your best cocktail concoctions. The more time focused on perfecting the cocktail, the more time it takes to turn over the drinks. People don’t have all night to wait at the bar. When time is of the essence, you haven’t got time to mess around with vanilla essence.

So step on up to the top shelf of cocktails that are easy to make… and probably a little too easy to go down the gullet. Up on this shelf, you’ll find top cocktail recipes, which can be whacked together in a hot minute, inspired from around the globe. After all, Australia is a multi-cultural country.

Here are the top 10 cocktails to shake up this holiday season and add to your bar drinks list. We’ve made it super easy for you – so much so we could title this blog post “Cocktails for Dummies”, but you guys are the best cocktail makers out there (we’re not ashamed to massage your egos) so just think of it as some more serving magic tricks up your bartending sleeve.

1. Aperol Spritz

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Have you even lived through summer if you haven’t served up an Italian Aperol Spritz? We doubt it.

You will need: 60mL Aperol Aperitivo, 90mL Prosecco, 30mL Soda water, Slice or wedge of orange

Method: Mix Aperol, prosecco and soda in a large wine glass (approx. 420ml). Fill the glass completely with ice. Finish with the garnish of orange.

An orange hot tip: Mix the Aperol, prosecco and soda before adding the ice, that way it doesn’t need stirring.

2. A Whisky Highball

Whisking up this Scottish inspired aperitif is so breezy it’ll blow a summery breeze right up the kilts of the Scots.

You will need: 45 ml Glenmorangie The Original 10 years old, 100 ml soda water, 1/2 orange (along with some slices to garnish).

Method: Pour the whisky into a highball glass over ice. Top up with soda water and squeeze half of an orange. Stir. Garnish with orange slices.

Slàinte mhath!

3. Peach Prosecco Punch

This a punch spiked with the good stuff, making it refreshing and fruity, and making us truly ap-peach-iate its simplicity.

You will need: 3 cups prosecco, 2 cups peach nectar, 1 cup raspberries, 1/2 cup blueberries

Method: In a large pitcher, whisk together prosecco and peach nectar. Serve over raspberries, blueberries and ice, if desired.

We recommend the raspberries and blueberries to make your guests berry impressed.

4. Bees Knees

Considering this was invented to mask crappy gin, you can do this with your worst bottle of gin… and your eyes closed.

You will need: 60 mL Gin (preferably not bottom shelf if you can manage it), 15 ml Fresh Lemon Juice, 15 ml Honey Syrup

Method: Combine all ingredients in your cocktail shaker. Shake with ice (get your hips into that shaking whilst you’re at it). Strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Garnish with lemon.

This cocktail is the bees knees (sorry, we had to).

5. Michelada

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Say hola to spicing up your lagers and the festivities with a Michelada!

You will need: 1 tsp salt, 1 tsp chilli powder, 1 tsp black pepper, ice, juice ½ lime, 3 shakes hot sauce, Mexican lager.

Method: Mix 1 tsp each salt, chilli powder and black pepper on a plate, wipe the rim of the glass with a slice of lime and roll in the spice mix. Add ice, juice ½ lime and 3 shakes hot sauce, then top up with Mexican lager.

Bueno? We thought so.

6. Scorpion bowl

Sounds deadly, but it’s deadly delicious and it’ll sweep your guests off to a tropical Tahitian vibe.

You will need: 500 ml Bacardi Carta Blanca rum, 100 ml brandy, 600 ml orange juice, 400 ml lemon juice, 100 ml amaretto, orange and lemon for garnish

Method: Blend that baby up in a blender with ice until smooth, and pour into a jug to be served in bulk. Garnish with citrus slices and mint sprigs.

Ideally this one is poured into coconuts… because novelty always wins.

7. Vietnamese Mojito

Can Asian-fusion do any wrong? The Vietnamese Mojito definitely can’t. This is a Vietnamese take on the Cuban Highball and we are here for it.

You will need: 1/2 lime (2 wedges and a slice for garnish), 6 mint leaves (plus a little for garnish), 2 perilla leaves, 40 ml rum, 2 tsp sugar syrup, 25 ml ginger and lemongrass cordial, soda water

Method: Muddle 2 lime wedges, 6 mint leaves and 1 perilla leaf. Add 40ml rum, 2 tsp sugar syrup and 25ml ginger and lemongrass cordial. Half-fill a glass with ice, pour in the cocktail and stir. Add more ice, top with soda water and stir. Garnish with a lime slice, a perilla leaf and a mint sprig.

8. Light ‘n’ Stormy

Talk a walk on the light side with this Light ‘n’ Stormy.

You will need: 30 ml Four Pillars Navy Strength Gin, 150 ml ginger beer, 3 lime wedges, 2 dashes Angostura bitters, Mint leaves and a long slice of ginger, to serve

Method: Layer ingredients over ice in a tall glass, garnish with mint and ginger, and serve.

Can you believe that’s it?

9. Woo Woo

Let’s be honest, we only chose the Woo Woo because of it’s name… and because it’s almost too easy to shake up.

You will need: 25ml of peach schnapps, 25ml of vodka, 50ml of cranberry juice.

Method: Mix the vodka and peach schnapps together. Add the cranberry juice and you’re done!

That’s got to be a record time for cocktail making, amirite?

10. Margarita

The classic Margarita never gets old. It’s quick to make (even without one of those cocktail premixes) and quick to disappear into mouths.

You will need: 45 ml White Tequila, 15 ml Triple Sec, 30 ml Fresh Lime Juice.

Method: Moisten the rim of the glass with lime. Place the glass upturned onto a plate of salt. Combine all ingredients in your cocktail shaker. Shake with ice and plenty of good vibes. Strain into a margarita glass… or if the situation is dire, a plastic beer pong cup. Garnish with lime.

The easiest part of these cocktails? Making them in bulk and serving in pitchers and jugs. Time-saving and sanity-saving.

Now, please go forth and practice your quickie cocktail making on your friends (and we’ll also be waiting for our invitation in the mail).

Cheers!

How To Be A Good Waiter/ Waitress: Our Top 10 Serving Skills

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Great waiters and waitresses are becoming a rare commodity. The need for good waitstaff is on the rise and, for all the hustlers out there, it’s a safe job bet without the investment of a University degree.

We know hospitality can be complex art to master, but once you get into the swing of being an good waiter, the rewards are worthwhile. And by worthwhile, we mean money.

Outstanding waiters can afford to pay the (Bondi Beach) rent, purchase those Common Projects sneakers, and party all the time without ending up in a scenario where they can’t get an Uber home after a night because their credit card is maxxed. It’s all because outstanding waiters say hello to bulk $100 tips!

Side note, speaking from experience here: if you’re single and nail the gig, you may also be rewarded with numbers from a slew of babes, because as a waiter, you’re immediately classified as hot (in context).

So how do you ensure to get those extra monies (and phone digits) ?

It’s pretty straightforward: Don’t be a shitty waiter.

Think about the last time you enjoyed a shitty waiter? Exactly, never.

That arse that ignored my friends for over an hour after they were seated, then after finally taking their order, told them they had to hurry up with their eating when the food came out because they needed to turn the table over in 20 minutes.

The killjoy that diminished all my shred of morning positivity by dishing up a cranky attitude just because I wanted to kick off brunch with a bottle of bubbles. Don’t persecute me for wanting to have a good time at brunch right?

Those lights-are-on-but-nobody’s-home headcases who’ve clearly not slept and can’t remember your order, let alone where they even are.

A waiter who was fired for being rude and aggressive but claimed it was because he was French.

That waiter that was headbutted by Justin Bieber – I definitely don’t condone violence, but surely he had it coming?

We’ve all had a shitty waiter experience. As old school as it is, think about how you would like to be treated.

Budding waiters out there, basically you don’t want to suck. The only time anyone wants to suck at something is when it’s a hot day and you’re holding a rainbow PaddlePop – amirite?

If you’re going to be a decent waiter / waitress, there’s a few things you need to not suck at.

As always, we’ve got your back with the info nuggets… here are the 10 serving skills best to have in your grasp, other than a bottle of vino.

1.Customer service

Numero uno to killing it in this game is high quality customer service.

Be attentive, listen and, for god’s sake, give the people what they want.

Even if they whole-heartedly believe pineapple belongs on pizza (because, let’s be clear, it doesn’t), then that customer is right.

Chances are, most people aren’t that demanding, and if you get off on the right foot with them, you’re all in for a fun night.

2. Charisma

Charisma is like making the perfect cocktail. You need one part smooth confidence, one part infectious smile and one part witty humour, all topped off with Michelle Obama or Chris Hemsworth.

Charismatic waitstaff engage positively with their customers, and ultimately, make it all about the customer. They make each and every customer feel like they’re the only person in the room.

If you can charm your way through a night of waitering, without an ego, we guarantee you’ll come out the other end happy and with a happy wallet.

3. Communication

We do this every day, but weirdly enough we don’t always get it right. Be clear and proactive with your communication, and be mindful of your body language.

Let your customers know if there is a delay or misunderstanding from the get go… don’t wait until the last minute. There’s nothing like a hungry or thirsty customer scorned.

The right style of communication is also dependent on the environment – so pick your audience with your banter. Whilst we love the bromance and bff potentials that can form, not every waiter-patron relationship is going to be a Paul Rudd success.

We recommend refraining from dropping “Ok Boomer” in response to a request for your top shelf whisky by a 75-year-old male sporting a cravat. Something along the lines of “certainly, sir” will go down as smoothly as that whisky he’s about to sip on.

Likewise, a group celebrating a hens party or bucks party, probably don’t want to hear about your recent ex cheating on you.

4. Composure

Not matter how ratchet the crowd or heated a situation may get, you gotta stay cool as a cucumber.

The moment you are as defensive (and offensive) as Trump on a Twitter rampage, it’s game over.

Harness your empathy to win over your customers.

At the end of the day, the customer is always right.. Alright? Even when their demands may seem unreasonable, it’s imperative to be accommodating and patient all with a smile on your face.

5. The ability to smile… normally

On that note, be balanced with your smile, you’re not trying to creep your customers by forcing a grin that makes you look quasi-constipated. It’s also probably not appropriate to be beaming your pearly whites if you’re dealing with an issue and the Hulk of all customers and they’re so angry they have steam coming out of their ears.

6. Being observant and attentive

The devil’s in the detail. Is it someone’s birthday and you can make it that extra little bit special?

Is someone nearly finished their beer and in need of a new cold one?

Does it look like a group of people have missed out on food and keep popping their heads up like a pack of meerkats?

Is someone getting a little too sloppy with their chat and behaviour that they need to be started on a few waters?

Does someone look lonely and you can have their back with feeling comfortable?

Absorb the scenarios and always be two steps ahead.

7. A good memory

If you can’t remember names of people immediately after you’ve met them, then you’re going to struggle to remember what your customers want.

Solution: brain games and practice.

8. Product knowledge

Know your shit!

Know your drinks, know your food, know the ingredients. Hell, even know what’s happening in public affairs.

The more knowledgeable you are on what you’re serving your customers (even if it’s just a good time), the more likely you’ll translate as an exemplary waiter.

9. Multi-tasking

Juggling multiple tasks are a key component of managing your job.

When you are managing the consumption of alcohol, the devouring of food, and the general happiness of a party, you need to be able to keep up with the various micro tasks required of serving your customers.

10. Efficiency

Whilst it makes a huge difference when you can wax lyrical to a the customer, it’s also just as important you’re not skipping out on the efficiency of pouring drinks or serving food. People’s mouths are hungry and thirsty.. Don’t keep them waiting.

Move swiftly, but juggle those bottles of Perrier Jouet like you’re a graceful Swan Lake ballerina.

Got all the serving skills to be a waiter/waitress? Look for some jobs in your area here.

Top Hens Party Ideas for your Hen’s Weekend

We’re calling it! There’s been an over-saturation of Bachelorette soirees that merge coordinated tiaras, glittering sashes and, let’s be frank, uninspiring nights out. Kitchen teas antiquated premise also insinuate ladies should be celebrating a lifetime of domestic duties… but not on our watch!

As Maid of Honour (or hello there to the controlling Bridezilla attempting to plan her own hens), you want to simultaneously ditch the tacky and bury the Tupperware “party” vibe. However, you do want to cook up the perfect recipe for a party. One that combines: a foundation of originality, a generous dose of tasteful inappropriateness, and a large ratio of cheeky fun.

Prepare to salivate ladies (and not just at the Chris Hemsworth-y abs of steel). Here are the best Hens Party Ideas that’ll turn any Bridezilla into a humble Hen.

Nudity… but make it art

Scrap the stripper and still get the Full Monty – with class and creative output – through a life drawing class that will find the Frida Khalo in all of us. Whilst it’s an intriguing practice in mindfulness and understanding the masculine form, we guarantee you will get a few ladies lacking artistic flair and going wild with drawing stick figures (with big packages). Let’s be real, it’s because they’re too busy perving on the subject. There’s always one!

Acro yoga

A Bride’s most important asset for her wedding day is her diamond ring.

Ahem, we mean health. So eliminate any pre-wedding jitters with a Hens activity that lifts the Bride’s mood, and her body.

The whole Hens group can get upside down and stretched into complete zen together (as well as help the bride be at peak flexibility for the honeymoon), which makes it the perfect group activity.

Bottom’s up!

No, not your rear ends.

Bottom’s up to the bottomless brunch.

We’re here for brunch, and probably staying very much put. Perfect for the bride who wants to kick off festivities a little earlier, and embrace the continuous flow of Mimosas (and probably a highly humorous decline into inebriation).

Host it at home, and our bartenders will keep those Mimosa’s topped up so all you’ll need to worry about is the smashed avo.

Ladies who Lunch

You know what follows on from a bottomless brunch?… a long lunch.

Maintain the bottomless brunch marathon, let the lunching begin the Hens Weekend. Either way, we all know ladies who lunch launch into a long affair of delectable fun.

No women ever denied herself a long lunch.

YAS KWEEN!

For when you need to drag in the heroes of icebreaking, a Drag Queen can up the ante of charm… as well as the amount of times the term “darling” is dropped.

Garden Hens Party Games

Where better to let groups of women congregate for a day of cheeky competition than a lush lawn.

Line up the balloon-popping by humping relay, landing the ring on the penis, to a more reserved match of croquet. Throw in a picnic and the options for Hens Party games are only bound by imagination (and probably the weather).

Our hot tip: hire a topless waiter to be your referee for the day and keep all competition cheeky rather than fierce.

Private movie night

When the Bride is a little more relaxed or introverted, set yourself up for a night in with Ryan Gosling, George Clooney or Brad Pitt.

Line up her favourite films, classics, or a Sex and the City marathon.

Then all you need is someone to serve the champagne and popcorn.

Karaoke

Squealing women are a common occurrence at a Hens weekend, so let it be channeled through the gift of karaoke.

Whilst we can’t guarantee ear drums won’t be strained, we can guarantee Whitney Houston, Madonna, and Taylor Swift.

And, as we learned from My Best Friend’s Wedding, even the most tone-deaf of singers can’t spoil a solid karaoke sing-off.

If you’re really nervous about the Hens guests belting out their best bangers, ring in the crowd warmers and atmosphere models to help loosen up the voice boxes… and the mood.

Dance monkey

Ok ladies, now let’s get in formation.

Limber up the Team Brides party in lycra and turn on Beyonce.

Whether it’s twerking or salsa, a dance class is high energy, endorphin-filled and incredibly likely to turn into a never-ending d floor session to last the whole hens weekend.

Wine Tasting

You know what pairs well with wine? More wine.

Let the subtle notes of your-friend-is-about-to-get-married combine with the hints of its-her-last-night-of-freedom , play into the enjoyment of drinking rose, sauvignon blancs and shiraz and wine-ing down.

Topless Butler

Get the entertainMENt ladies really want; charisma, washboard abdominals, and the ability to pour a glass of champagne. Forget strippers that, in reality, bring on the Bride’s embarrassment, constant cringing (we’re already stressed enough about imminent wrinkles) or give you anxiety about having their junk on your latest Zimmermann outfit. With a friendly and respectful topless waiter / butler / bartender, you can leave all the serving up to the gents who will keep you in fits of laughter. Do they exist you say? We thought you’d never ask… we have plenty of them ;).

Go on ladies, give the lads a run for their money when it comes to the Hens Party versus Bucks Party.

Our Guide to the Best Bucks Party Venues in Melbourne

We’re a nation of winners, even if by default.

So when Melbourne, marginally lost the title as the world’s Most Liveable City last year – a feat it had reigned in for seven years – we took it upon ourselves to do what we do best: stew on it for a few months.

Now we’ve cut our losses and crowned it with a new, improved title: the Most Bucks Party (-able) City.

Between its slew of sporting entertainment (from weekly Darbys to AFL Grand Final and Cricket Boxing Day Series) and density of pubs, local breweries and dens, mixed with its diverse club nightlife, world-class and hipster dining, as well as dynamic “culture,” Melbourne is the royalty of destinations for celebrating Grooms-to-be.

In a place where there are probably more choices for beer as there are trams, choosing the perfect Bucks Party venue is surprisingly overwhelming.

Lucky for all of you knighted as Best Man, we’ve done the heavy lifting and handpicked (handpicked = keyboard bashing) the finest of Melbourne’s bucks spots that’ll give you a proverbial (key word: proverbial) boner… and make your lads livid they hadn’t thought of these first.

If you’re not Best Man, send this over to whoever is on Bucks organising duty and tell them to get their plastics ready. While you come to the realisation the plastics we’re referring to are credit cards, here are the best Bucks Party venues in Melbourne.

Melbourne Cable Park

Kick off your Bucks day by skipping the coffees, because with Melbourne Cable Park you’ll be jittering with enough adrenalin to fuel your alertness.

The boys can take turns wakeboarding laps around a lake, with opportunities to exert their testosterone superiority by tackling the obstacles around the course.

Take advantage of the no admission fee for “spectators accompanying paying guests,” and hire a cheerleading squad to boost the Groom’s ego. It’s all wholesome fun to counteract whatever will happen come nightfall.

Albert Park Golf Course

Centrally located (for all you property moguls) and stumbling distance to St Kilda Road, the 18 hole course has lake and CBD views so when you kook a shot, you can say you were distracted by the picturesque scenery.

Save the serious competition for your Corporate Golf Days and instead tee up the “Goofy Golf” – a short format 6-hole course combining long drive competition and putting competition with custom soft balls and oversized golf clubs, followed by a BBQ and drinks. It’s the quickie version of golf for the laidback lad or the Bachelor Party on a mission.

Don’t forget to enlist one or two personal caddies (*cough cough* – we have a bunch of talent) to take you to your happy place and give you plenty of “moral support”.

Let the sledging begin.

Bucks Party Boat Cruises Docklands

Booze and cruise go together better than a Groom and a Bride on a wedding day, so for 3-4 hours booze and cruise down the Yarra River with all the guys and, ahem, any additional guests.

Whilst technically not one specific venue, who cares because everyone loves being on a boat! If you don’t, get out and swim your way home. Bet you’d prefer to be on a boat now.

Now that we’re all on deck, the Boat Cruises available in Docklands combine all you need – views, novelty, not having to commit… to a singular destination… all in the one (floating and isolated) place. There are a bunch of providers to make the Grooms wet dreams come true, just take your pick.

Carlton Brewhouse

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Drop the term “brewery” and your boys will squeal louder than pigs in a sty at feeding time. The OG hard-earned thirsts were brewed behind the infamous red brick walls at the home of VB and Carlton Draught, and they have over 2 million litres of beer produced here on the daily.

Book a tour to wet your whistle and determine if the brew “needs more dog,” then stay on for a BBQ in the Beer Garden.

Private suite at the MCG

Gentlemen, would it truly be a Bucks Party without the Gentleman’s sport… or just sport? Unlikely.

Cricket or AFL, choose your match and play on with a private suite at the MCG. Prefer opting for the GA section? Then risk being sin binned for life by your mates.

The exclusive suites can host up to 18 of the Groom’s truest blokes, serving up footy fare and grazing grub, premium level 3 viewing behind sliding glass in an “intimate environment” and, of course, private bathrooms. Sort yourself two private drivers and they can drop you right into one of your two VIP car parks.

Let’s also note the MCG so kindly mentions, “As corporate suites are private facilities, the dress code will be at the discretion of your host.” We’ll take that as a clear invitation for costumes or party shirts, so even if your team doesn’t win, you’ve already won with the clothes you’re probably wearing.

Corporate Box at Marvel Stadium

You’ll never be Wolverine or Thor, but you can be a hero by booking a Corporate Box at Marvel Stadium. Up to 16 guests get much the same as the MCG set up, but with a larger smorgasbord of marvelous (sorry, we had to) entertainment options, like UFC (we’re looking right at the Robert Whittaker vs Israel Adesanya fight), the Big Bash, Concerts, and special events.

If it’s good enough for Chris Hemsworth and Matt Damon, it’s good enough for us.

We’re also giving big thumbs to the original developers for plopping a stadium in a spot that’s walking distance to the Docklands booze cruise you came off earlier in the day.

Smokin Barry’s Diner and Bar

What has smokey eyes, goes low, and does it slow?

The BBQ meat at Smoking Barry’s, that’s what. And they have a Texan-inspired venue right in South Melbourne serving up saliva-inducing pulled pork and beef brisket for all the meatheads.

There’s a bar and patio beer garden, but the real party is in Barry’s Boardoom; a private meeting space for 14 people to make not-so-serious business happen (we’re thinking a Wolf of Wall Street Office Party vibe).

Suits or cowboy hats optional. An empty stomach and fun mandatory.

Pins Royale at KingPin Crown

Coined as the “The jewel in the Crown”, the Pins Royal is hitting bougie levels. This is a discrete, exclusive and premium Bachelor venue for the money-eyed Groom who is also a pure legend because he’s genuinely friends with everyone. Holding a capacity of 150 people, bring the big dick energy and fill it with buddies and a few atmosphere models, crowd warmers and party hosts… there’s space for everyone, even the supplied personal butler.

But the crème de la crème, isn’t the freshly shucked oysters with ponzu dressing, it’s the bowling. Hear us out on this: two mahogany bowling lanes with state of the art BES-X bowling technology (we don’t even know what that tech is but we’re in), and, of course, gold bowling balls and designer bowling shoes to pull your best bowling manoeuvres. Take all our monies now.

If that happens to get too boring, you also have karaoke to belt out wildly inappropriate tunes – we’re thinking Whitney Houston’s high pitched “I will always love you” – and a luxury pool table to snooker that atmosphere model the Groomsmen are attempting to impress.

City Of Melbourne Bowls Club

Want to bring your bowling-style-action a little bit more down to earth… literally closer to ground level?

Hit up a few of the rinks in the City of Melbourne Bowls club in Flagstaff Gardens. For the geriatrics Bachelors who are used to smaller balls, you can spend the afternoon or night playing a sport (barefoot) the Groom is unlikely to be concussed in (unless there is a very rogue bowl). Casually refine your bowls technique, whack a few snags on the Barbecue and toast beers, or even sip on G&Ts. And for the particularly energy-conservative Groomsmen, we have plenty of models who can retrieve the bowls for you after each match.

It’s the ideal bachelor venue for the Groom who wants to pace himself.

Balnarring Picnic Races

Forget the elitist shit-show that is Melbourne’s Spring Racing Carnival, we’re after a casual punt in a relaxed atmosphere.

A little south-east of Melbourne, hire a party bus, hummer or convoy of vintage cars to transport the boys out to this sunny racetrack that’s a leader in grassroots picnic races.

The lack of formality also makes it ideal for leaving the ties solely for the upcoming wedding day.

Choose between marquees, roped off sections, picnic tables or throwing down a rug – it’s a winner for all budgets and, hopefully, your bets.

Good Heavens

Visualise craft beers, spicy southern fried chicken, Aussie wines, 80s inspired cocktails, chilli nachos with brisket mole and board games, along with a Miami style rooftop bar married with some of the best views in Melbourne.

Why go to hell when heaven is right here on Bourke Street.

Penthouses at The Cullen

For the discerning Bucks who want to luxuriate, contain the celebrations and avoid a next-day scene a la The Hangover, you have all you need when you book one, or both, of the Penthouses at The Cullen.

Laze about Lady Luck and The Growler apartments at your leisure, whilst you have the rest of Melbourne at your doorstep. We’re not sure you even need to leave when you can browse the personal art library or soak up the sun on the rooftop balcony – this is also our cue to tell you to hire one of our PartiStaff talent to act as a private butler or topless waitress so the Groom can completely moss out and mould his body to the outdoor sun lounges.

They say whatever happens, stays in Vegas, but we have a feeling it can also stay in the walls of these venues too… which means we’re back on our winning streak.